Vodka RI Obrien & Brough Flight Risk 22691
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Flight Risk Vodka is here! So everybody can stop asking now.
It’s made from 100% corn but good luck trying to tell.
Our research indicates that you, the consumer, don’t really like the taste of alcohol. That you, the consumer, would rather not taste it in your drink, so that you, the consumer, can consume(r) your cocktails without the burden of flavor. What a world!
Anyway, we made that for you. A vodka so tasteless we named it after a Mark Wahlberg movie (just kidding! We named it after why our bail will be set so high).
So remember, when you’re looking for the taste that just can’t be tasted, reach for the bottle with the shifty bird on it!
It’s gotta be Flight Risk. Take Flight!
One Liter!
42% abv - Distilled from Corn
Art by the amazing Ry Smith!
It’s made from 100% corn but good luck trying to tell.
Our research indicates that you, the consumer, don’t really like the taste of alcohol. That you, the consumer, would rather not taste it in your drink, so that you, the consumer, can consume(r) your cocktails without the burden of flavor. What a world!
Anyway, we made that for you. A vodka so tasteless we named it after a Mark Wahlberg movie (just kidding! We named it after why our bail will be set so high).
So remember, when you’re looking for the taste that just can’t be tasted, reach for the bottle with the shifty bird on it!
It’s gotta be Flight Risk. Take Flight!
One Liter!
42% abv - Distilled from Corn
Art by the amazing Ry Smith!